Q: How long will it take for my Framed Tweet to arrive?

A: If we had a nickel for every time Donald Trump DM’d us with this question, we’d be able to frame our tweets with real gold. If you live in the US, your tweet should be on your doorstep within 3-5 working days (and for the last time, Donald, Saturday is not a working day). If you live outside the US, it’ll take a bit longer. Rest assured, we’ll do what we can to get it to you ASAP.

 

Q: What are your Framed Tweets made of?

A: Pure wisdom. Just ask Kanye.
We also throw in a splash of high quality 100lb cardstock, a dash of 10” x 12” golden frame, a pinch of crystal clear printing and a suave matte finish to season.

 

Q: What if I don’t like my Framed Tweet?

A: This isn’t a frequently asked question, because everyone loves their Framed Tweet. Nonetheless, we’ve been told it makes us look more humble if we include it. We’re not happy about it, but that’s life sometimes.
If you don’t like your Framed Tweet, we’ll refund you or we’ll send you a new one. No questions asked, apart from “why the hell don’t you like your Framed Tweet, you weirdo?”.

 

Q: Can I really frame ANY tweet?

A: Any tweet you want - even if it’s rude. Maybe you finally got a reply from that celebrity you’ve been hounding for months. Perhaps your friend tweeted about their bowel movements after drinking too much and now you’re looking for the perfect way to remind them (thanks for nothing, Steve). If you think it’s worthy of a frame, we do too.

 

Q: Why frame a tweet in the first place?

A: Why did Di Vinci paint the Mona Lisa? Why did Michelangelo sculpt David? Can you see how silly we sound? That’s how silly you sound, too.
It’s art, baby. The finest money can buy. You know you want some.

 

Q: I run a business. Can I get in on the act?

A: Absolutely. In fact, we’ll give you FREE Framed Tweets. That’s assuming you’re a business-business, and not an I-sell-illegal-substances-at-local-raves-business.
Just get in touch with us and we’ll sort you out.

 

Q: Can I give a Framed Tweet as a gift?

A: Of course you can, silly. Framed Tweets make the perfect gift - particularly for the over 60’s. We’ll even throw in a personal message if you want to include one, too.

 

Q: Is my Framed Tweet easy to hang or prop?

A: Your Framed Tweet’s favourite retort to the question “How’s it hangin’?” is “incredibly easily, bro.” Every Framed Tweet comes with everything you need to hang it on a wall (apart from the wall itself). Alternatively, it’s ready to be propped up on a surface too.

Despite several requests (and a few unsavoury pictures), we do not advise hanging your Framed Tweet on your own body. It hurts like hell after a few minutes.

 

Q: Will my Framed Tweet illicit envy among my friends and family?

A: We don’t want to scare you, but people have been killed over Framed Tweets. Expect fierce envy, prepare for vicious jealousy and make sure you lock your doors at night.
FramedTweets.com is not responsible for any loss of life.

 

Q: Will my Framed Tweet make me a style icon?

A: Finally, the questions that matter. Yes, your Framed Tweet will automatically make you a style icon. Do you wear socks with sandals? Doesn’t matter. Do you own a fedora? We couldn’t care less. Have you ever platted your beard? It’s your call, ma’am.
None of it matters when you own a Framed Tweet. Welcome to the rest of your life.

 

Q: If you could describe a Framed Tweet in 5 words, what words would you use?

A: Beautiful, thick and 12” long.

 

Have a question that we haven’t answered? Impossible!
But seriously, ask away. We’ll get back to you very soon.